Observation of Non-Newtonian Feline Propulsion
AZUL'S NOTES: The "Red Dot" appears to be a photon-based lifeform capable of teleportation. Subject Mochkil has attempted 412 strikes today. Accuracy remains at 0%. Further testing required in the kitchen sector.
FLASH: Localized photon anomalies detected in Marrakesh_01.
Security Specialist Azul has deployed Subject Mochkil to intercept a high-velocity entity (ID: RED_DOT). Telemetry suggests 5th-dimensional phasing.
WARNING: Avoid physical contact. Reality glitches may occur. Accuracy remains 0.00%.