Subject: Sphynx Pint Blue-Eyed Feline
Specialization: Quantum Physics / Cyber-Surgery
Observation: Being a hairless quantum being requires specific lipid-layer maintenance. Traditional "shampoos" interfere with the feline electromagnetic field.
Recommendation: Use only pH-balanced, coconut-based surfactants. Avoid heavy fragrances to keep sensory whiskers tuned to the quantum realm.