Dr. Azul — Quantum Medical Division

Hacker Cat · Quantum Physicist · Medical Doctor (Technically)

CREDENTIALS: DISPUTED

Medical Philosophy

Primary Treatment Protocol:
Neuro-chemical optimization through humor, chaos, and unexpected honesty.

Dr. Azul maintains that laughter initiates a measurable improvement in neurological resilience, emotional regulation, and patient compliance (whether intentional or not).

Credentials Audit (Single Source of Truth)

Credential Status
Validated (Self-Certified)
Medical Education
3.5 Years Completed
Additional Training
Quantum Physics (Unquestioned)
Licensing Authority
Pending Patient Approval

Practitioner Stats

Intellect
99
Hacking Skill
Master
Bedside Manner
Variable
Diplomacy
15
Liability Risk
Extreme

Medical Log Archive

Consultation #001 — Patient: Mochkil

Profile: Wild Card / Chef

Symptoms: Acute abdominal discomfort

Diagnosis: Gas

Resolution: Natural ventilation

Outcome: Patient survived. Doctor unimpressed.

Credentials Audit #042

Audit Authority: Patient

Incident: Attempted escape after questioning legitimacy

Defense Statement:
“3.5 years is more than enough when spacetime is relative.”

Audit Outcome: Inconclusive. Confidence unaffected.

Clinical Demonstration — Bedside Manner

Official entry documenting neuro-chemical healing via humor.