Artifacts from Adjacent Realities // Simulation Active
Chief researcher of improbable outcomes. Solving non-existent problems.
Protector of unstable timelines and cereal vaults.
Navigating temporal tides with style.
Tracking temporal targets across dimensions.
Cultural disruptor and professional snack thief.
A sugary singularity that temporarily alters digestive physics.
Host of Snack Attack. Michelin-star chaos.
Master of virtual realms. Legend says he can out-game any AI.
Emits joy. Generates laughter. Softens reality.
Manipulator of pasta, time, and gravity.
A bonded unit. Separation not recommended.
The crew is ready for unpredictable tides.
Commemorating the "NASA Breach" incident.
Features the "Core Seed" accessory.
