
Chief researcher of improbable outcomes. Solving non-existent problems.

Protector of unstable timelines and cereal vaults.

Navigating temporal tides with style.

Tracking temporal targets across dimensions.

Cultural disruptor and professional snack thief.

A sugary singularity that temporarily alters digestive physics.

Host of Snack Attack. Michelin-star chaos.

Master of virtual realms. Legend says he can out-game any AI.

Emits joy. Generates laughter. Softens reality.

Manipulator of pasta, time, and gravity.

A bonded unit. Separation not recommended.

The crew is ready for unpredictable tides.

Commemorating the "NASA Breach" incident.

Features the "Core Seed" accessory.








