CAM_01: LAB_PORTAL
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DATA_LOG: 01-06-2026

[SUBJECT]: Azul (Quantum Sphynx)
[EVENT]: Portal Manifestation

[00:01] Visual: Stone carving distorts. Blue eyes ignite.
[00:03] Audio: High-pitched frequency detected.
[00:05] AZUL: "Ugh... That was the weirdest portal I've ever experienced."
[00:08] Subject stares into CAM_01. Smirk detected.

CAM_02: KITCHEN_VAULT
SIGNAL_LOST
REASON: QUANTUM_INTERFERENCE_BY_AZUL

TIMESTAMP: 2099-01-06 // AZUL_SYSTEMS_OVERRIDE

[ DISCONNECT_FEED ]
[ NEWS_FLASH ]: MOCHKIL DECLARES ALL COOKIES ARE NOW "OPEN SOURCE" ... [ SECTOR_ZERO ]: AZUL DETECTS QUANTUM ANOMALIES IN THE KITCHEN PANTRY ... [ SYSTEM_UPDATE ]: MAXIMUM REALITY SITE OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL ... [ WARNING ]: RECENT PORTAL MANIFESTATIONS MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY HAIRLESSNESS ...